Sunday, April 25, 2010 YOUR A Divs
Hello everyone, I will be visiting you tomorrow to see you all NOT get owned. So anyway, just some prolix (I just like the word) advice to all of you before my hair gets owned in 3 days.
DO NOT FALL SICK. ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMPETITION. Take it from someone who experienced it firsthand; you will feel like utter shit if you have to be subbed in the latter half of the competition and have to watch your sub bowl for you when you know you should be the one on the lanes. So drink water like a dying camel and get onto your fricking bed (SRSLY TREASURE IT NAO WHEN YOU CAN, ESPECIALLY THE GUYS) 3 hours earlier than usual, at least for the next few weeks.
If you are screwing up and don't know why, don't sit there like a noob and think you can handle it. Call Aloysius over and ask for his help, or get someone else who's not bowling to call him over. This also works the OTHER way round. If Aloysius tells you to do something and you end up dying on every shot after that, tell him it's not working and that you want to change back. Tell him seriously and he'll understand.
So then, since I put a girl group video up the last time, it's time to throw in the guy groups! I think this song fits the situation now at least - if you eliminate the parts on the group name (2PM) and imagine it as HCBowl, or something. And if not, at least it gets your heart pumping and ready. Also, the lines like 'the wounds on my body increase one by one' are terribly fitting for our resident fail bowler yuxuan. Rofl.
FROM YOUR SENIOR WHO HAS 3 DAYS LEFT BEFORE HE GOES BALD
